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Backyard Squirrelympics 3.0- The Summer Games

BY n73bd
June 10, 2025
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Overview of Backyard Summer Games

Introduction

  • Event: Walnut Cup, a prestigious competition for squirrels.
  • Host: Mark, engaged in a three-year-long battle with squirrels.
  • Features: Includes athletic feats, inter-species battles, home videos of Phat Gus, and neighborhood scandals.

The Competitors

  • Phat Gus: A steadfast squirrel from Hubcap Hills known for the caloric value.
  • Augustine: Phat Gus's sister, clever with a distinct personality.
  • Rick and Marty: From Walnut Estates, they have access to better resources and training equipment.

Events and Highlights

Ski Jump

  • Objective: Take the walnut bait and escape before the trap door opens.
  • Outcome: Rick secures the gold for Team Walnut Estates.

Spinning Balance Beam

  • Objective: Cross the beam before it spins.
  • Outcome: Rick demonstrates quick work securing another gold medal.

Quick Drop

  • Objective: Nudge the wooden ball off the cylinder.
  • Outcome: Rick effortlessly removes the ball, but fails to secure the walnuts.

Long Jump

  • Objective: Successful jumps lead to victory.
  • Outcome: Phat Gus makes a successful landing; Hubcap Hills scores their first point.

Nutcracker

  • Objective: Open and eat the walnut.
  • Outcome: Phat Gus and Augustine successfully shell walnuts, earning a win for Hubcap Hills.

Thunder Dome

  • Objective: Last squirrel standing wins.
  • Outcome: Phat Gus reigns in Thunder Dome, fighting off the bully rat, Fat Tail.

High Jump

  • Objective: Clear the bar without touching it.
  • Outcome: Despite Marty's flexing, a scandal involving forbidden Russian walnuts awards the win to Hubcap Hills.

Scandal and Conclusion

  • Scandal: Marty disqualified for hidden Russian walnuts as per a raid revealing the secret stash.
  • Correction: Hubcap Hills declared champions after a redistribution of medals.
  • Aftermath: Phat Gus and Augustine relocate to Walnut Estates; Marty forgiven by neighbors; Fat Tail imprisoned.

Fun Fact

  • Squirrel's Nature: Squirrels contribute to planting trees as they forget where they bury 75% of nuts.

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    Backyard Squirrelympics 3.0- The Summer Games