Squirrel-Proof Bird Feeder Challenge

Initial Setup

• Objective: Create a bird feeder that squirrels cannot access.
• Motivation: Originally sought bird-watching during home isolation until squirrels became an issue.

Squirrel Challenges

1. Initial Encounter: Squirrels bypassed the first "squirrel-proof" bird feeder.
2. Attempts: Various designs were tried:
   • Spring-loaded cage: Failed when squirrels unclipped springs.
   • Baffle design: Squirrels overcome the barrier leading to a more strategic approach.

Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course for Squirrels

1. Setup: Course with eight obstacles to test squirrels’ agility and determination.
2. Purpose: To allow squirrels access to bird seed only after completing the course.

Course Components

1. Bridge of Instability: Mimics tightrope challenges.
2. Maze of a Thousand Corridors: Tests the squirrels' navigation skills.
3. Pitchfork Tumblers: Inspired by "Wipe Out" challenges.
4. Homewrecker: Distracts squirrels with simulated sensory feedback and engineering challenges.
5. Slinky Bridge of Deception: A bridge difficult to cross due to its instability.
6. Tourist Trap: Provides a photo opportunity for squirrels.
7. Quad Steps of Great Elevation: Inclined platforms inspired by "Ninja Warrior."
8. Orbital Assist Platform: A catapult-like final challenge.

Competitors

• Squirrels Identified: Rick, Marty, Frank, and Phat Gus (notably pregnant).

Observations and Conclusions

• Adaptability: Squirrels learned obstacles quickly, displaying impressive problem-solving skills.
• Intelligence: Smart Rick first completed the course proving their cleverness.
• Bonding: The course brought unexpected enjoyment; author developed a fondness for squirrel behavior.

Final Treat

• Squirrel Picnic Table: Transitioned to a smaller reward system to avoid dependency.

Reflections

• Nature’s Wonders: Observation of nature in suburban settings, emphasizing the intelligence and persistence of squirrels.
• Long-Term Vision: Hopes for enduring squirrel generations enjoying the legacy of the course and treats.